Meet the Government Watcher in Your Computer.

If you were awake yesterday, then you heard that the Washington branch of the Politburo, aka the House of Representatives agreed with their comrades in the Senate to block the fair, American made rules that protected your internet privacy.


When asked why they, the party of closet pedophiles, infidelity and corruption, would vote to end this important protection, the GOP/New Russia lemmings said "Oh pish posh, big advertisers and search engines are watching all the time. This is no change."


That partially true lie-answer masks the reality that search engines don't follow you if you don't use them. On the other hand, Congress placed your right to not be watched on a platter and handed it to the Internet providers.


This is a HUGE change. Unlike a search engine or website, the provider has to know where you visit online, everywhere, always, because you have to ask them to take you there. When you type in a website address or click on a link, you tell your provider where you want to go, no matter how awful or innocent it is.


By ending your privacy yesterday, it was as if Congress bugged your car or hired your Uber driver to report  back to some government agency your every trip. The ISPs have all your web surfing information and, ironically and comically, all of Congress's. Every one of those bone-heads is now subject to a hack on an ISP that will reveal just how awful and perverted many of them are. 


What used to be their little secrets, hidden by using a fake name, will now be flayed open. And that is what they thought they wanted for you. But they use the internet too. I bet they didn't even think about that risk. In addition the ISPs now can interfere with your internet banking, legal research,  searches about your medical symptoms, and see your emails to your girlfriend you hide from your wife? Tinder? Ashley Madison? All your searches will be available to the feds, all the time, for all of us.


"Her emails" are nothing. The Golden Age of Wikileaks is on us now. Though as I write, I think it may be wise to simply stop using the web. Period. 


And make no mistake, the providers who can now spy on you freely, AT&T, Verizon, T Mobile, Spectrum, Comcast; they absolutely will. Why? Because in exchange for this new ability to get into your business, those providers promised Congress they would always hand over the information to any government agency without a court order.


"You want what officer? Sure, here you go." 


Apple fought in court to protect your privacy. Microsoft too. What's-App and others also refuse to give up your privacy. But they aren't regulated utilities. AT&T? Verizon? A different story. They'll serve you up like a nicely broiled salmon.


Another bonus from Congress to their new phone and cable company spies is that a pending merger in telecommunications or cable, or both, will now move forward unfettered by the federal government. The new behemoths will essentially become State internet. Oh yeah. This is America getting great alright.


If you voted for these guys, who are like trash-bag searching identity thieves, then you are getting what you deserved.


If you thought losing your health insurance was okay when you elected these wise-guys, then how about revealing your internet history, and everything you look at from here on out? Will your embarrassing or potentially illegal interests or affairs be laid bare at the worst possible time? It is now entirely possible. 


It takes a crisis to make people see the truth. Maybe you see it now. This is a crisis with a savage effect. Demand that congress immediately make a law, not a regulation, denying ISPs the ability to track your life.

Some possible Constitutional Amendments

Proposed Constitutional Amendments

As I pondered Independence Day and saw that American approval of Congress and the Supreme Court had fallen to all time lows, I thought of some changes that may make the institutions less intolerable.  In no particular order:

Any two adults may marry as they choose and no legal benefit or privilege of that 

Marriage can be denied by any state, the federal government, or any agency.

Congress shall pass no law limiting the natural right of the People to procure, grow, cultivate manufacture or physically ingest any substance derived primarily from vegetation.

Congress may pass no law in respect of religion, and no court, judge, justice of the Supreme Court, agency, administrator, President, or Congressional body may accept any non-secular or religious belief, faith, opinion, teaching, rule or dogma as fact or evidence for any purpose whatsoever.

A person may serve as a member of congress, meaning either the House of Representatives or the senate, for no more than eight cumulative years in the member's lifetime.

Justices of the US Supreme Court may serve on the court for no more than eight cumulative years in a lifetime. 

From the effective date of this Amendment, Justices of the Supreme Court, Senators and Representatives alike shall receive from the US treasury an annual salary equal to the per capita income in the United States as measured by the Bureau of Labor Statistics in the year that member of Congress is elected to office, or the Justice is appointed.  Adjustments to the calculated pay up or down shall be made every two years during the member's or Justice's 's service. The human constituents of a representative's district, or in the case of a Senator or Justice, his or her resident state's human residents, may pay the member additional compensation, but only upon full, unlimited, contemporaneous public disclosure of the payor, the dates of payment and the amount of payment. No other payment or consideration of any kind can be made to any member of congress by any other person or corporation, and the District of Columbia shall not be considered a state. 

In response to the decisions by the US Supreme Court in Citizens United and Hobby Lobby, the People say that those decisions were wrong, are wholly rejected, and retroactively to the date of the Citizens United decision corporations are neither people nor human, and shall not be considered as such under any law, Constitutional provision or judicial decision.

No Federal or state government may expend any cash or credit of the United States or any of the several states to directly or indirectly fund any military force or the procurement of any materials that are not required to actually defend any part of the United States or any Territory thereof from an attack or invasion by foreign forces. If there is no actual attack or invasion, or imminent threat of attack or invasion of US borders by foreign forces, with imminent to mean more likely than not within twelve months, by physical, electronic or cyber forces, then no expenditure shall be made. No US citizen or assembly of US citizens, no matter where they are located, shall be considered a foreign force.

Terrorism is a tactic and not a sovereign nation or territory. From the effective date of this amendment Congress shall pass no law nor fund any action to conduct a war on terror, terrorists or terrorism.

No American citizen shall be deprived of any Constitutionally protected right. There are no exceptions to this clause. Violations of this clause by any government or police agent shall be considered acts of treason punishable by imprisonment and fines.

No person may be executed as a penalty for the commission of any crime. 

No US military force may be directly or indirectly funded, equipped, located or stationed, temporarily or otherwise, outside the United States or its territories and within the borders of any sovereign nation or territory unless it is during the conduct of a war on a sovereign nation that was declared by the President and approved by a 2/3 majority of both the House of Representatives and the senate. There are no exceptions to this clause.

A fella can dream of a Constitutional convention...